Just Happy The Doctor Did Not Ask If I Was Baby’s Mother

A young woman brings a very young and skinny

  baby to the doctor’s office. She explained, "the  baby seems to be

  ailing.  Instead of gaining weight, he lost three ounces this week."

  She was told to go into an examination room and  wait for the doctor.

  He comes in and examines the baby, then asks the  woman, "Is he

  breast fed or on the bottle?"

  "Breast fed." she says.

  "Well, strip down to your waist." He orders.

   She does.

   He squeezes both breasts, massages them, pinches both nipples,

   and then began powerfully sucking on one nipple. Finally he

   announces, "No wonder the baby is hungry, you don’t have any

   milk."

   "Naturally," she says, "I’m his aunt; but I sure am glad I came in

   today."


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