An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not take precautions. A week after arriving back home, he awakens one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see his doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I’ve got bad news for you. You’ve contracted Mongolian VD. It’s very rare and almost unheard of here.
The doctor answers, "I’m sorry; there’s no known cure. We’re going to have to amputate your penis."
The man screams in horror, "Oh no! I want a second opinion!"
The doctor replies, "Well it’s your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only option."
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he’ll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, "Ah yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease."
The guy says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can you do? My American
doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, "Stupid American doctor! American
doctor, always want to operate. Make more money, that way. No need to operate!"
"Oh thank God!" the man replies.
"Yes!" says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick fall off all by itself!"