A little girl was telling Santa what she wanted for
Christmas and as she listed one thing after another
said, "and I want a G.I. Joe and Barbie, and …."
"But honey," Santa interrupted "you mean you want a Ken
and Barbie."
"No, Santa!" she said. "I want a G.I. Joe and a Barbie!"
"But Barbie comes with Ken." Santa replied.
"No!" the little girl exclaimed.
"Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She only fakes it with Ken."