The bartender says it’s down the hall and to the right.
The man leaves the bar to use the bathroom. All of a sudden, the bar patrons hear a loud scream, They wonder what is going on in the bathroom.
A few minutes go by again and everybody at the bar hears a loud scream coming from the bathroom.
This time the bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. He opened the door and asked the drunk, "What’s all the screaming about in here? You are scaring all my customers away."
The drunk said, "I’m sitting on the toilet and every time I go to flush it, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
With that, the bartender opens up the door and looks in and says, "No wonder, you’re sitting on a mop bucket!!!"