B BEHIND EVERY
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF 
A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG…
YOU DON’T K NOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER 
I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN
ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW
TO COMBINE MARRIAGE
AND A CAREER 
COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST
BETTER RICH 
I’M OUT OF ESTROGEN
And I HAVE A GUN 
WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT 
OF COURSE I DON’T LOOK BUSY…
I DID IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME 
DO NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILL NOT WIN
ALL STRESSED OUT
AND NO ONE TO CHOKE 
And last but not least: 
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
