A Jamaican with a coffin
A Jamaican man who makes caskets was on his way to deliver one of the coffins when his car broke down. Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination.
Some Jamaican policemen saw him and wanted to make some money off him (bribe), so they challenged him: “Hey!!! Wha dat yuh a carry an which part yuh goin?!” The man said, “mi nuh like which part dem bury mi, so mi a relocate”. The Policemen ran for their lives!!!