Funeral Expenses?

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away . The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped

back home for $5,000 . The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home .The undertaker asked him,"why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150????"

The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead .

I just can’t take that chance!"