shrink bed bartender

He will solve your ‘problems’ cheaper & faster than a shrink

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I’VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BE AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:

I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under my bed!!

I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.

Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come talk to

Me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.

How much do you charge?

Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor.

I’ll sleep on it, I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having? He asked.

Well, Eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all That money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck.

Is that so? With a bit of an attitude he said, and how, may I ask, did a
Bartender cure you?

He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain’t nobody under there now.

FORGET THE SHRINKS.
HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
IT”S ALWAYS BETTER TO GET A SECOND OPINION


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