An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun
in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with
the other. He says to the waiter:
“Want coffee.”
The waiter says, “Sure Chief. Coming right up.”
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee ……
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
causing parts of the animal to splatter
everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the
waiter:
“Want coffee.”
The waiter says, “Whoa, Tonto!
We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was
all that about, anyway?”
The Indian smiles and proudly says,
“Training for position in United States Congress.
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others
to clean up,
disappear for rest of day.”