Will marriage follow couple married to marriage? Funny!

This guy brings his best friend home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30 pm, after work. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade…

“My damn hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess, the dishes aren’t done. Can’t you see I’m still in my f****** pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?

“Because he’s thinking of getting married.”