Blonde Woman and Blonde Police Woman
A blonde woman was speeding in a 25 mile per hour residential zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over. The female police officer who walked up to the car also happened to be a blonde woman.
The police officer asked for the driver’s driver’s license. The driver looked dazed. She acted as if she had never been stopped by a police officer. She searched frantically in her purse for quite a while before she finally stopped and said to the tall blonde policewoman, “What does a driver’s license look like?’
Irritated, the blonde cop said, “Don’t be a smart ass! It has got your picture on it!”
The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again. She looked and she looked. Finally she found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom of the purse. She held it up to her face and said, “Aha! I think I found it. This must be my driver’s license.”
She then handed it to the blonde policewoman. The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, “You’re free to go. And, if I had known this I would not have stopped you. We could have avoided this. Why didn’t you tell me you were also a police officer. “