Why did she shout Pinch my nipples?
A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she
wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won’t work. The clerk
told her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on
special.
Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started
screaming,
“PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!”
The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager
in front of a growing crowd of customers.
The manager comes to the woman and asks,”Ma’am what’s
wrong?”
She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also
told her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and
screamed,
“PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!”
and doing so draws an even bigger crowd!
In shock, the store manager pleads,
“Ma’am, why are you saying that?”
In a huff, the woman says,
“BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
MY NIPPLES PINCHED
WHEN I’M BEING SCREWED!!”
The crowd broke into applause. The manager looked on in complete despair.
He looked horrified. Suffice it to say her money was refunded.