Donald Trump was the smartest man on the plane
An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger, Holly Madison said, “I have my own reality show and I am the smartest and prettiest woman at Playboy, so Americans don’t want me to die.” She took the first pack and jumped out of the plane.
The second passenger, John McCain, said, “I’m a senator and a decorated war hero from an elite navy unit from the United States of America.” So he grabbed the second pack and jumped.
The third passenger, Donald Trump said, “I am going to be the next president of the United states, I am the smartest man in our country, and I will make America great again.” So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out.
The fourth passenger, Billy Graham, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, “I have lived a full life and served my god the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.”
The little girl said, “That’s okay, Mr. Graham. There’s a parachute left for you. The smartest man in America took my schoolbag .”
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