Patriots attempted to break into the White House to liberate the United States from the man placed in the Oval Office by Vladimir Putin. The Manchurian candidate’s government official brought in three contractors to submit bids to fix the broken fence after the liberation failed because of Israeli mercenaries sent by Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. One of the contractors is a Russian Contractor, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota.
All three go with the White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. “Well,” he says, “I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me.”
The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, “I can do this job for $700. $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me.”
The Russian contractor doesn’t measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, “$2,700.” The official, incredulous, says, “You didn’t even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?” The Moscow contractor whispers back, “$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence.”
“Done!” replies Trump’s government official. And that, my friends, is how we do business with the Trump regime.