WalMart Greeter

This WalMart greeter’s message to a terrible mother will crack you up.

Jokes are not hard to come by. But good ones like this one about a Walmart greeter is to die for. I found this one in a new group I was recently invited to join and thought it well worthy of sharing. Check it out.

Two hours into my first day of work as a WalMart greeter, an ugly woman came in with her two kids. Hearing her swear at them, I said,

“Good Morning, welcome to Walmart. Nice Kids. Are they twins?”

The mom answered, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why would you think they’re twins? Are you blind or stupid?”

I replied, “I am neither blind or stupid. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day. And thank you for shopping at WalMart.”

My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.