the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled
from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him
to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he’s finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave
he’s had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had
swallowed the little ball.
The barber replied, "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."