She seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and school teacher.
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have! I’ve been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers and voted for Ronald Reagan & George W Bush."
She was hired on the spot!!!