I am not sure if my friend’s message was a friendly and amusing attack on my party. That said the reality is while Congress is in fact dysfunctional, I think dysfunction causation is not equally spread among parties. One party is inept at implementing the great policies its platform dictates. The other party’s policies cloak immoral policies in nice sounding prose and poems. I am sure my readers can discern which is which.
Indian Wanting Coffee
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male
buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter: 
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure Chief. Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee…..
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing
parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter: 
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto!
We’re still cleaning up your mess
from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says, 
"Training for position in United States Congress.
Come in, drink coffee, shoot bull, leave mess for
others to clean up,
Disappear for rest of day."