Category: General
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FUNNY: Should children witness childbirth?
Should children witness childbirth? A very good question indeed. Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby… Very diligently,…
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Bless her little heart… How sweet…
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above:, She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?” “I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to…
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JOKE OF THE DAY: Angry Passenger
It happened at a New York Airport . This is hilarious. I wish I had the guts of this girl. An award should go to the United Airlines gate …agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. For…
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The Penis Poem–by Willie Nelson
"I have outlived my pecker." Whether or not you are a country music fan, these are truly the words of a deep thinker, and a highly intelligent person. So simple, yet so profound! Read the words of wisdom from that famous philosopher Willie Nelson, iconic country and western singer, on his 75th birthday below his…
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Nurses aren’t supposed to laugh…….
"Of course I won’t laugh," said the nurse. "I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," said Tom , and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest ‘man thingy’ the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn’t have been bigger than a AAA battery. …
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The Baptist Church Dinner
A group of friends from the Cottonwood Baptist Church wanted to get together on a regular basis, socialize, and play games. The lady of the house was to prepare the meal. When it came time for Herb and Lucille to be the hosts, Lucille wanted to outdo all the others. She decided to have mushroom-smothered…
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THE PASTOR’S CAT
Dwight Nelson recently told a true story about the pastor of his church. He had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard, and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. The kitty would not come down. The tree was not sturdy enough to climb, so the…
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Why?
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front? Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke? Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the…
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JOKE of The Day: How Adam Got Eve — Priceless
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, ‘This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when…