Category: General
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(FUNNY VIDEO)November 6th: Hitler Finds Out Obama Won Re-election
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I’ve Answered an age old question of kick in nuts versus child birth
I’ve Answered an age old question I think you will all agree with this ! I’ve Answered an age old question Having now retired from the tech world for a living, I sometimes have to create opportunities to keep my deductive reasoning skills sharp. Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down…
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JOKE: ALWAYS ASK, NEVER ASSUME!!
His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag,…
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$7.00 Sex FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY
A sweet old couple, both well into their 70’s, go to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asks, ‘What can I do for you?’ The man says, ‘Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?’ The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that…
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Even God Enjoys a Good Laugh
GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH! There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: He called everyone brother He liked Gospel He didn’t get a fair trial But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: He went into His Father’s business He lived at home until he was 33 He was…
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But my wife won’t like it.
A Golfer accidentally overturned his cart. Elizabeth, a "beautiful" real golfer who lived in a villa on the golf course heard the noise and yelled over to him. "Hey, are you okay, what’s your name?" "Willis," he replied. "Willis forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest up and I’ll help you get the cart…
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GAME OVER! Fukushima’s parting gift isn’t Turtle Wax: Absurdity Today, June 21, 2012
Fukushima, Private Prisons, and Paul Ryan’s budget: What do these things have in common? Besides being part of a media blackout, and possibly 3 of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, they are all topics on this week’s Absurdity Today, the weekly progressive news parody hosted by Julianna Forlano. LIKE My Facebook Page Follow…
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Be Careful With That Old Grandma
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just that you look…
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More Of Us Are Richer Than You Think
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Wives, Be Nice To Your Husbands
A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robbers face. The robber shot the customer without a moment’s hesitation. He then looked around the bank…