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Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw…

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Get More: Daily Show Full Episodes,Political Humor & Satire Blog,The Daily Show on Facebook Jon Stewart can sure make politics funny. He turns hypocrisy on its head. While it is not a good thing to bring politics onto a website dedicated to jokes and funnies, I think the current…

When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it’s your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall.…

Un hombre muere y va al infierno. Allí descubre que hay un infierno para cada país.     Va primero al infierno alemán y pregunta: ¿Qué te hacen acá? -Aquí primero te ponen frente a un foco de luz durante una hora, luego en la silla eléctrica otra hora,después te acuestan en una cama llena de…

Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down.  I was looking for my keys.  They were not in my pockets.  A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.  Frantically, I headed…

I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the…

Here’s a fabulous explanation of the symbiosis between "loneliness" & "poverty" . . . When your kids ask you "why they have to study or work hard all their life and continue making money?" Show them these pictures of Flavio Briatori, President of Renault, and his current girlfriend below. And then explain that this is…

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of  staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you…

Only kids could come up with answers like this. You have got to love kids.

A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, Stop, and turn to the crowd.  While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar.  So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle.…