Category: General

I bought a new Chevy Avalanche And returned to the dealer yesterday Because I couldn’t get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. ‘Nelson,’ the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, ‘Ricky or Willie?’ ‘Willie!’ he continued and ‘On The Road Again’ Came from the speakers. Then…

Sally Mullihan of Coral Springs , Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. That of a lemon picker in the orchard.   She seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked…

Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, ‘Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn’t turn up.’ ‘Sure,’ they said, ‘You’re welcome.’ So they started playing and enjoyed the game and…

A Nun Grading Papers Can you imagine the nun sitting at her desk grading these papers, all the while trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure! PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVEN A LITTLE, YOU’LL FIND THIS HILARIOUS! IT COMES FROM A CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY…

A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, ‘Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot.?’ The parrot says, ‘I was born this way. I’m a defective parrot.’ ‘Holy crap,’ the guy replies. ‘You actually…