Category: General

This is a deceptively simple philosophy that I have been working on and refining for most of my life.    I am delighted to say that I have refined down to its  essence sufficiently to share it with a select band of friends that may appreciate its elegance and simplicity.

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?" "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub "Oh, I understand,"…

An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to…

The Darwin Awards are out! These Annual Honors are given to the persons who did the human gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. You may recall that last year’s winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him…

I’m sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor’s offices on everything from tissues to note pads This one should get First prize…. I e-mailed it to my Chinese doctor friend; he e-mailed back: "If light stay on more than 4 hour, call erectrician

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there ?  The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs: In her 20’s, a woman’s are like melons, round and firm. In her 30’s to 40’s, they are like pears, still nice…

It took me all weekend, but I finally got my tree up!

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States’ Capital this Christmas season. This isn’t for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation’s Capitol. A search for a Virgin continues. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses…