Category: General
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The Kidnapping Of Congress
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What’s going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking for a $10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline…
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A Jamaican Funny {Prepare to laugh}
Understanding Caribbean Jamaican slang is helpful here though most should understand.
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Seen it
Guest post written by Rolf Tate Have you guys seen that show “Cake Boss?” I love it so much and I can’t figure out why! I got direct tv Lima when I first moved here and I’ve been watching FAR too much TV because I haven’t yet found a job and I’ve just had a…
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Indian just want coffee
This joke was sent to me from a friend with a political persuasion diametrically opposed from mine. Interesting enough I agree with the premise of the joke. I am not sure if my friend’s message was a friendly and amusing attack on my party. That said the reality is while Congress is in fact…
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Holy Humor
GOOD SAMARITAN A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan. She asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?" A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, "I think I’d throw up." DID NOAH FISH? …
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Washing Dishes with Coldwater: A MUST READ!
Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. ‘Are these plates clean?’
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THE BLONDE MORTICIAN
A man who’d just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that…
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DIVORCE versus MURDER
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I’d like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist’s eyes got big and…
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What part of your body goes to heaven first?
WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST? The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and She asked the question, ‘When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?’ Suzy raised her hand and said, ‘I think it’s your hands.’ ‘Why do you think…
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The way of the ladies (TOO FUNNY!!)
B BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG… YOU DON’T K NOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER…
