Category: General
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And God Created Brooklyn
And God Created Brooklyn… God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him resting on the seventh day. He inquired, "Where have you been?" God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I’ve made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"…
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Some MORE senior moments
A few good Senior Moments , The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, ‘This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?’ The boss told her he knew he’d closed the…
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When Grandma Goes To Court
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Food sampling at Trader Joe’s!
If this does not make your day then nothing will. This came from my dear mother. mmmmmm
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Repeat after me…I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY JOB EVER AGAIN!!!!!
Repeat after me….. I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY JOB EVER AGAIN!!!!! I will never complain about my job ever again. I will never complain about my job ever again I will never complain about my job ever again I will never complain about my job ever again I will never complain about my job…
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I GOT YOUR MAMA
Today’s. children, how are we going to keep up with them?? Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner. Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her mother what she wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Now, Little Carol was…
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When I’m 100
WHEN I’M 100, IF I LEAN A LITTLE, LET ME!! The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn’t speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma…
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Husband of the year awards
The honorable mention goes to The United Kingdom followed closely by…. The United States of America and then… Poland but 3rd Place must go to… Greece it was very, very close but the runner up prize was awarded to…. Serbia but the winner of the husband/partner of the year is. Ireland. Ya gotta love the…
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The Pastor’s Eulogy
Fred was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his pastor. As the pastor stood beside the bed, Fred’s frail condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and piece of paper, and Fred used his last ounce of strength to…
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A Drunk And A Toilet
A guy is sitting in a bar drunk. He asks the bartender where’s the bathroom? The bartender says it’s down the hall and to the right. The man leaves the bar to use the bathroom. All of a sudden, the bar patrons hear a loud scream, They wonder what is going on in the bathroom.…
