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An elderly retired couple went to a doctor. The man said, "We want to know if we are making love properly. Will you look at us?"   "Go ahead," said the doctor. They made love. "You are making love perfectly," the doctor said. "That will be $30."  They came back six weeks in a row…

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I’m sure that poo r old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." The other student says: "No, I don’t…

  OK everyone … there is a lesson to be learned from the following photos. Look at them carefully and pay close attention to the time stamp on each picture. This is amazing. These pictures were taken by a fellow from Grande Cache, Alberta,  1.5 hours south of Grande Prairie, by the Berland river on…

  Ed, I like your dog. The longer you’ve been married, the funnier this becomes! Ed and Minda were at home watching TV. Ed had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. Minda  became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god’s sake, Ed !…

ED  and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world  problems.. One day  Ed  didn’t show up. Sam didn’t think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after  ED hadn’t shown up for a  week or so,…

I LOVE MY JOB !!! If you don’t laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma!               This is even funnier when you realize it’s real!   Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana.…

  ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. ‘We don’t have half dozen nuggets,’ said the teenager at the counter. ‘You don’t?’ I replied. ‘We only have six, nine, or…

Someone had to remind me, so I’m reminding you too. Don’t laugh…..it is all true… Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70! 01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 03. No one expects you to run–anywhere. 04.…

Unfortunately this is what most home owning Americans are living through and likely will be for the foreseeable future. So…. Might as well put it in the form of joke. At least we can laugh as we are getting screwed. So go ahead and have a laugh. Hell, what else are you gonna do.  …

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree and told him, "I’ve kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning,…