Category: General
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Representative Anthony Weiner For Presidential Candidate
Rumor has it that Anthony Weiner is going to run for president. He has chosen attorney general Eric Holder as his running mate. Get your Weiner-Holder bumper stickers early, before they are all gone.
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News of the Weird
News of the Weird Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills. Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 13 years on a book about Swedish economic solutions. He took the 250-page manuscript to be copied, only to have it reduced to…
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Suspect’s Collections response
I received your pathetic, ridiculous attempt at legalized extortion yesterday. Just out of curiosity, what’s your cut if you collect? The first thing you need to realize is that I have no credit record to "protect". My credit rating is piss-poor, and I have skipped out on bills all over the United States. However, I…
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Senior Texting Code That Sometimes Apply To Baby Boomers
For fellow-senior-citizens, here’s a handy guide to STC (Senior Texting Code), to save wear-and-tear on your arthritic fingers: ATD: At The Doctor’s BFF: Best Friend Fell BTW: Bring The Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered By Medicare CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers…
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That’s My Boy!
That’s My Boy! This little 13 year-old boy comes home from school and his mom asks how his day was. He replies, "I had sex with my teacher today." "Oh my god! You get to your room! Wait till your father comes home!!!" says the mom. Awhile later the father comes home and the mom…
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Leaving Las Vegas
Leaving Las Vegas A successful and basically honest businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket…if he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went…
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Bin Laden And The Navy Seals
Imagine living with 3 wives and never leaving the house for 5 years… I think Bin Laden called the US Navy Seals himself.
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Can’t do it
Author: Isiah Williams When I looked into buying a new home I discovered that with all the added costs I just wasn’t financially able this year. I used my Internet from WirelessInternet.netto search for properties in my price range, and as it turns out many of them require too much work to even be livable…
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My Daddy Is A Dancer–A Joke Only A Republican Could Love
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up – fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman… and so forth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father’s an exotic dancer in a gay…
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What A Women Wants In A Man!
What A Women Wants In A Man! Original List: Handsome Charming Financially successful A caring listener Witty In good shape Dresses with style Appreciates finer thing Full of thoughtful surprises An imaginative, romantic lover Revised List (age 32) Nice looking Opens car doors, holds chairs Has enough money for a nice dinner Listens…