Category: General
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Be Careful Of Sisters Offering Services
A Traveler going down the highway catches a glimpse. He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past…
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Why This Lady Called Him Honey, My Love, Darling, And Sweetheart (FUNNY)
An elderly lady was invited to an old friend’s home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: “Honey”, “My Love”, “Darling”, “Sweetheart”, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much…
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A Blonde Misunderstands Sheets & Wizards
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to…
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5 Minute Management Course Lesson 1 to Lesson 6 (FUNNY)
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800…
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The Five Stages Of A Female Life: What Stage Are You?
THE 5 STAGES OF A FEMALES LIFE 1. To Grow Up 2. To Fill Out 3. To Slim Down 4. To Hold It In 5. To Hell with it ( THIS IS ME!!!!)
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The Lawsuit
Baaaaad, but funny! A recent article in the Kentucky Post reported that a woman, one Anne Maynard, has sued St Luke’s hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex. A hospital spokesman replied … "Mr. Maynard was admitted in Ophthalmology – all we did was correct his…
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Funny: Be Careful What You Say In The Library
Take That!! A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the students in the library started staring at the guy;…
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This Is Why Life Is Like A Penis
This is perhaps the most profound philosophy I have heard in recent times: "Life is like a penis – simple, relaxed and hanging free…it’s women who make it hard."
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Today’s Funny: MAN RULES
MAN RULES AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN WE ALWAYS HEAR "THE RULES" FROM THE FEMALE SIDE. NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE. THESE ARE OUR RULES! PLEASE NOTE.. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. MEN ARE NOT…
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FUNNY JOKE: Don’t force children to pray.
At dinner, a little boy was forced to lead the family into prayer… Little Boy: But I dont know how to pray Dad: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc Little Boy: "Dear Lord" he started, "thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and…
