Category: Senior Jokes
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God gave 65-year-old woman 33+ years to live yet she dies in a few weeks (Funny)
God promised this woman a whole lot more years of life, yet she dies within a few weeks. How could that happen with an infallible God?
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Old man’s Alzheimer was more than welcomed by the younger bride
Her new husband is an old man. Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms. What could go wrong?
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Perfect Eyesight for Golf but what’s missing that is very critical?
Arthur is 90 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago.One day he arrives home looking downcast.
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The small brown bottle
After the small brown bottle, I can never go back to that CVS, but I really don’t care though, because; they aren’t very friendly there anyway.
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Una vieja en un hotel de lujo (Reirás en el piso)
Esta vieja usó las palabras y la explicación del gerente en una forma que nadie va a adivinar. El chiste te dejara riéndose en el piso.
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What Did Mama Really Do With The Bible? (FUNNY)
Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. One gave the mother a very special bible.
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Why is it Pampers for babies and Depends for seniors?
I know you have been lying awake at night wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as “Luvs”, “Huggies,” and “Pampers”, while undergarments for old people are called “Depends”. Well here is the low down on the whole thing. When babies mess in their pants, people are still gonna Luv ’em, Hug ’em…
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Senior Drivers No Longer Need Drivers License
My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair. He said with excitement, “You appear…
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Interpretation Of Prescription By This Senior Citizen (FUNNY)
A distraught senior citizen PHONED her doctor’s office. “Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication YOU prescribed has to be taken FOR the rest of my life?” “‘Yes, I’m afraid so,”‘ the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence BEFORE the senior lady replied, “I’m wondering, then, JUST how serious…
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Senior Moments by Golf Brooks FUNNY!!
Senior Moments This video contains all the senior times we dread. We all wonder why we must get old. Be not despair however, we have jokes. These senior moments will make you laugh your heart out for days to come. Make sure that after listening, you share it with your friends. Do they not deserve…
