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God gave 65-year-old woman 33+ years to live yet she dies in a few weeks (Funny)

April 19, 2018 by TheJokester

God gave 65-year-old woman 33+ years to live yet she dies in a few weeks (Funny)

God promised this woman a whole lot more years of life, yet she dies within a few weeks. How could that happen with an infallible God?

Filed Under: Senior Jokes Tagged With: death, God, woman

Old man’s Alzheimer was more than welcomed by the younger bride

October 7, 2016 by TheJokester

Her new husband is an old man. Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms. What could go wrong?

Filed Under: Senior Jokes Tagged With: alzheimer, Old man

Perfect Eyesight for Golf but what’s missing that is very critical?

August 7, 2016 by TheJokester

Arthur is 90 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago.One day he arrives home looking downcast.

Filed Under: Senior Jokes Tagged With: golf, Golfer

The small brown bottle

May 31, 2015 by TheJokester

After the small brown bottle, I can never go back to that CVS, but I really don’t care though, because; they aren’t very friendly there anyway.

Filed Under: Senior Jokes Tagged With: pharmacy, senior citizen, sugar

Una vieja en un hotel de lujo (Reirás en el piso)

February 20, 2015 by TheJokester

Esta vieja usó las palabras y la explicación del gerente en una forma que nadie va a adivinar. El chiste te dejara riéndose en el piso.

Filed Under: Senior Jokes Tagged With: vieja

What Did Mama Really Do With The Bible? (FUNNY)

February 15, 2015 by TheJokester

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. One gave the mother a very special bible.

Filed Under: Senior Jokes Tagged With: Bible, Grandama, Parrot

Why is it Pampers for babies and Depends for seniors?

May 23, 2014 by TheJokester

I know you have been lying awake at night wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as  “Luvs”, “Huggies,” and “Pampers”, while undergarments for old people are called “Depends”. Well here is the low down on the whole thing.   When babies mess in their pants, people are still gonna Luv ’em, Hug ’em […]

Filed Under: General, Senior Jokes Tagged With: Diapers, senior

Senior Drivers No Longer Need Drivers License

April 24, 2014 by TheJokester

My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair. He said with excitement, “You appear […]

Filed Under: General, Senior Jokes Tagged With: drivers, senior

Interpretation Of Prescription By This Senior Citizen (FUNNY)

November 4, 2013 by TheJokester

A distraught senior citizen PHONED  her doctor’s office. “Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication YOU    prescribed has to be taken FOR   the rest of my life?” “‘Yes, I’m afraid so,”‘ the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence BEFORE  the senior lady replied, “I’m wondering, then, JUST   how serious […]

Filed Under: General, Senior Jokes Tagged With: medication, medicine, senior citizen

Senior Moments by Golf Brooks FUNNY!!

February 21, 2012 by TheJokester

Senior Moments  This video contains all the senior times we dread. We all wonder why we must get old. Be not despair however, we have jokes. These senior moments will make you laugh your heart out for days to come. Make sure that after listening, you share it with your friends. Do they not deserve […]

Filed Under: General, Senior Jokes

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