Marriage (Part I ) Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: “I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want — and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table […]
Snow In Jamaica – Damn Funny
Snow in Jamaica A lady goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him: ‘What is your name?’ ‘I can’t tell you’, the black man says. Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is […]
5 Simple Truths That Will Have You Rolling In laughter
SIMPLE TRUTH 1 Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you’re screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH 2 When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying “congrats”. But, none of them come and […]
ANDY ROONEY SEX! (FUNNY)
These are great! Too bad he’s not around anymore… ANDY ROONEY SEX! 1. When I was born, I was given a choice – a big pecker or a good memory…. I don’t remember what I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. A wife is a sex object. […]
$7.00 Sex FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY
A sweet old couple, both well into their 70’s, go to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asks, ‘What can I do for you?’ The man says, ‘Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?’ The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that […]