Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.
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The Five Stages Of A Female Life: What Stage Are You?
THE 5 STAGES OF A FEMALES LIFE 1. To Grow Up 2. To Fill Out 3. To Slim Down 4. To Hold It In 5. To Hell with it ( THIS IS ME!!!!)
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The Lawsuit
Baaaaad, but funny! A recent article in the Kentucky Post reported that a woman, one Anne Maynard, has sued St Luke’s hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex. A hospital spokesman replied … "Mr. Maynard was admitted in Ophthalmology – all we did was correct his…
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Funny: Be Careful What You Say In The Library
Take That!! A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the students in the library started staring at the guy;…
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This Is Why Life Is Like A Penis
This is perhaps the most profound philosophy I have heard in recent times: "Life is like a penis – simple, relaxed and hanging free…it’s women who make it hard."
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Today’s Funny: MAN RULES
MAN RULES AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN WE ALWAYS HEAR "THE RULES" FROM THE FEMALE SIDE. NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE. THESE ARE OUR RULES! PLEASE NOTE.. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. MEN ARE NOT…
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FUNNY JOKE: Don’t force children to pray.
At dinner, a little boy was forced to lead the family into prayer… Little Boy: But I dont know how to pray Dad: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc Little Boy: "Dear Lord" he started, "thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and…
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FUNNY: Should children witness childbirth?
Should children witness childbirth? A very good question indeed. Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby… Very diligently,…
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Bless her little heart… How sweet…
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above:, She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?” “I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to…
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JOKE OF THE DAY: Angry Passenger
It happened at a New York Airport . This is hilarious. I wish I had the guts of this girl. An award should go to the United Airlines gate …agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. For…
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