Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.
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The Penis Poem–by Willie Nelson
"I have outlived my pecker." Whether or not you are a country music fan, these are truly the words of a deep thinker, and a highly intelligent person. So simple, yet so profound! Read the words of wisdom from that famous philosopher Willie Nelson, iconic country and western singer, on his 75th birthday below his…
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Nurses aren’t supposed to laugh…….
"Of course I won’t laugh," said the nurse. "I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," said Tom , and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest ‘man thingy’ the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn’t have been bigger than a AAA battery. …
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The Baptist Church Dinner
A group of friends from the Cottonwood Baptist Church wanted to get together on a regular basis, socialize, and play games. The lady of the house was to prepare the meal. When it came time for Herb and Lucille to be the hosts, Lucille wanted to outdo all the others. She decided to have mushroom-smothered…
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THE PASTOR’S CAT
Dwight Nelson recently told a true story about the pastor of his church. He had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard, and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. The kitty would not come down. The tree was not sturdy enough to climb, so the…
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Why?
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front? Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke? Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the…
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JOKE of The Day: How Adam Got Eve — Priceless
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, ‘This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when…
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(FUNNY VIDEO)November 6th: Hitler Finds Out Obama Won Re-election
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I’ve Answered an age old question of kick in nuts versus child birth
I’ve Answered an age old question I think you will all agree with this ! I’ve Answered an age old question Having now retired from the tech world for a living, I sometimes have to create opportunities to keep my deductive reasoning skills sharp. Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down…
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JOKE: ALWAYS ASK, NEVER ASSUME!!
His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag,…
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$7.00 Sex FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY
A sweet old couple, both well into their 70’s, go to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asks, ‘What can I do for you?’ The man says, ‘Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?’ The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that…
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