Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.

GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH! There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: He called everyone brother He liked Gospel He didn’t get a fair trial But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: He went into His Father’s business He lived at home until he was 33 He was…

A Golfer accidentally overturned his cart. Elizabeth, a "beautiful" real golfer who lived in a villa on the golf course heard the noise and yelled over to him. "Hey, are you okay, what’s your name?" "Willis," he replied. "Willis forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest up and I’ll help you get the cart…

Fukushima, Private Prisons, and Paul Ryan’s budget: What do these things have in common? Besides being part of a media blackout, and possibly 3 of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, they are all topics on this week’s Absurdity Today, the weekly progressive news parody hosted by Julianna Forlano.   LIKE My Facebook Page Follow…

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just that you look…

A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robbers face. The robber shot the customer without a moment’s hesitation. He then looked around the bank…

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw…

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Get More: Daily Show Full Episodes,Political Humor & Satire Blog,The Daily Show on Facebook Jon Stewart can sure make politics funny. He turns hypocrisy on its head. While it is not a good thing to bring politics onto a website dedicated to jokes and funnies, I think the current…

When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it’s your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall.…

Un hombre muere y va al infierno. Allí descubre que hay un infierno para cada país.     Va primero al infierno alemán y pregunta: ¿Qué te hacen acá? -Aquí primero te ponen frente a un foco de luz durante una hora, luego en la silla eléctrica otra hora,después te acuestan en una cama llena de…