Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.
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WHO SAID MEN DON’T REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES ?????
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring…
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Senior Moments by Golf Brooks FUNNY!!
Senior Moments This video contains all the senior times we dread. We all wonder why we must get old. Be not despair however, we have jokes. These senior moments will make you laugh your heart out for days to come. Make sure that after listening, you share it with your friends. Do they not deserve…
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GOP JOKES
THOSE AREN’T SWEATER VESTS THAT SANTORUM IS WEARING. ROMNEY TOOK OVER ALL OF THE SLEEVE FACTORIES AND SENT THEM TO CHINA. A MODERATE, A CONSERVATIVE, AND A LIBERAL WALK INTO A BAR. THE BARTENDER SAY HI MITT! NEWT GINGRICH HAS OFFERED TO PERFORM ALL OF THE BREAST EXAMS THAT SUSAN G. KOMEN USED TO FUND….STARTING…
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MY LAST TRIP TO COSTCO
Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog. I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant? So because I’m retired and have little…
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Funeral Expenses?
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away . The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000 . The husband thought about it and…
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Top Four Adult Jokes
Fourth Place: A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, His elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, ‘Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.’ She replies, ‘If your penis is…
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African Bull Frog ant crusher
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The Woman In The Changing Room (set up )
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The Chevy Avalanche Funnies
I bought a new Chevy Avalanche And returned to the dealer yesterday Because I couldn’t get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. ‘Nelson,’ the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, ‘Ricky or Willie?’ ‘Willie!’ he continued and ‘On The Road Again’ Came from the speakers. Then…
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She Has Experience Picking Lemons (Funny)
Sally Mullihan of Coral Springs , Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. That of a lemon picker in the orchard. She seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked…
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