Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.

Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, ‘Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn’t turn up.’ ‘Sure,’ they said, ‘You’re welcome.’ So they started playing and enjoyed the game and…

A Nun Grading Papers Can you imagine the nun sitting at her desk grading these papers, all the while trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure! PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVEN A LITTLE, YOU’LL FIND THIS HILARIOUS! IT COMES FROM A CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY…

A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, ‘Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot.?’ The parrot says, ‘I was born this way. I’m a defective parrot.’ ‘Holy crap,’ the guy replies. ‘You actually…

You Know You’re in a Redneck Church if .. The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one. People ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used…

While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator (that may be redundant) was tragically hit by a car and died.   His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.   "Welcome to heaven," says St.. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We…

A distraught senior citizen  phoned her doctor’s office.  "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken  for the rest of my life?" "’Yes, I’m afraid so,"’ the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I’m wondering, then, just how serious…

This is the best example for paying attention that I have ever heard. First-year students at the Purdue Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.   The professor started the class by telling them, "In…