Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.
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Repeat after me…I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY JOB EVER AGAIN!!!!!
Repeat after me….. I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY JOB EVER AGAIN!!!!! I will never complain about my job ever again. I will never complain about my job ever again I will never complain about my job ever again I will never complain about my job ever again I will never complain about my job…
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I GOT YOUR MAMA
Today’s. children, how are we going to keep up with them?? Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner. Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her mother what she wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Now, Little Carol was…
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When I’m 100
WHEN I’M 100, IF I LEAN A LITTLE, LET ME!! The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn’t speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma…
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Husband of the year awards
The honorable mention goes to The United Kingdom followed closely by…. The United States of America and then… Poland but 3rd Place must go to… Greece it was very, very close but the runner up prize was awarded to…. Serbia but the winner of the husband/partner of the year is. Ireland. Ya gotta love the…
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The Pastor’s Eulogy
Fred was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his pastor. As the pastor stood beside the bed, Fred’s frail condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and piece of paper, and Fred used his last ounce of strength to…
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A Drunk And A Toilet
A guy is sitting in a bar drunk. He asks the bartender where’s the bathroom? The bartender says it’s down the hall and to the right. The man leaves the bar to use the bathroom. All of a sudden, the bar patrons hear a loud scream, They wonder what is going on in the bathroom.…
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Texas Governor Perry and The Democratic Party
I got this in an email and simply had to post it. It would be funnier if it were not true. Help us if somehow Perry makes it to the presidency. While we think it is impossible, remember Bush got there and look at what happened to the country. Perry would be worst. Remember, he…
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Why Does Texas Governor Rick Perry And The Tea Party Hate Teaching Evolution
I was watching Rick Perry talking to a young kid about what is taught in Texas. Rick Perry told the kid that in Texas both Evolution and Creationism is taught. I simply could not stop laughing. The man was serious. I turned to a news channel and got my joke of the day. Why Does…
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Cock A Doodle Doe
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says "Ok, old fellow, time to retire." The old rooster says "You can’t handle all these chickens….look at what it did to me!" The young rooster replies, "Now,…
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Bow Hunting, this is a must read! – An Oklahoma Kid’s first Bow and Arrow set
– – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – - - – – – – Don’t know who wrote this but he has a way with words that makes one visualize being right there beside him. Good read Life as a child growing up in…
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