Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come…

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful…

On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We’re #1 in the #2 business." Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." At a Proctologist’s door: "To expedite your visit please back in." On a Plumber’s truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." On a Plumber’s truck: "Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."…

1.You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2.You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter. 3.Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center. 4.Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 5.You burn your yard rather than mow it. 6.You…

1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without 3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never 4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always 5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended 6 measures to complete his work,…

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to…

Think YOU’Re having a bad day? Several stories that will help you feel better……. Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire.  The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers,…

FINE: This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent…

"Ey, boss, I not come work today. I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurting. I not come to work." The boss says, "You know, Carlos, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and ask her to give me sex. That makes me…

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 a.m. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN…