Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.
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Mrs. Brown has a very sticky situation R-Rated (FUNNY VIDEO)
This is one you will just have to watch without a narrative. No description will do it justice. No one would do this type of humor in the United States. Are we prudes? Are we saints? Note that it is rather risqué so if you are a saint or a prude, do not watch. Don’t…
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Look At Where She Found Her Cell Phone (FUNNY VIDEO)
Her Missing Cell Phone Is Found What do cell phones talk about? Funny cell phone stuff random jokes and more. Other Cell Phone Jokes Funny Cell Phone Jokes LOL Public Cell Phone Loud Mouth Had It Coming (FUNNY) JOKE: ALWAYS ASK, NEVER ASSUME!!
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Who wouldn’t love this absolutely beautiful rooster (FUNNY)
John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets,’ and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to…
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5 Simple Truths That Will Have You Rolling In laughter
SIMPLE TRUTH 1 Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you’re screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH 2 When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying “congrats”. But, none of them come and…
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Public Cell Phone Loud Mouth Had It Coming (FUNNY)
Loud mouth on his cell phone After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice:…
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Aging Three Times Over. Now These Are Funny
Aging 1 Eventually you will reach a point When you stop lying about your age AND start bragging about it. This is so true. I love to hear them say “you don’t look that old.” Aging 2 The older we get, The fewer things Seem worth waiting in line for. Mostly because we forgot why…
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Best Advice To A Surgery To Ensure A Positive Outcome (FUNNY)
An older gentleman was On the operating table AWAITING surgery And he insisted that his son, A renowned surgeon, PERFORM the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, HE asked to speak to his son. “Yes, Dad , what is it?” “Don’t be nervous, son; DO your best, AND just remember, IF it…
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Interpretation Of Prescription By This Senior Citizen (FUNNY)
A distraught senior citizen PHONED her doctor’s office. “Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication YOU prescribed has to be taken FOR the rest of my life?” “‘Yes, I’m afraid so,”‘ the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence BEFORE the senior lady replied, “I’m wondering, then, JUST how serious…
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The Experiences Of A Blonde, Brunette, And A Redhead (VERY FUNNY)
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they watched the boss leave work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went…
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Husband Taking the Brunt? Well Mostly It Is Their Fault (FUNNY)
A Husband Will Be A Husband? A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. ‘What was that for?’ the man asked. The wife replied ‘That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket’..…
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