Tag: Andy Rooney

  • ANDY ROONEY SEX! (FUNNY)

    These are great! Too bad he’s not around anymore… ANDY ROONEY SEX! 1. When I was born, I was given a choice – a big pecker or a good memory…. I don’t remember what I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. A wife is a sex object.…