A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters ‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’ ‘Can you read this?’ the optician asked. ‘Read it?’ the […]
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 […]
This is perhaps the most profound philosophy I have heard in recent times: "Life is like a penis – simple, relaxed and hanging free…it’s women who make it hard."
MAN RULES AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN WE ALWAYS HEAR "THE RULES" FROM THE FEMALE SIDE. NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE. THESE ARE OUR RULES! PLEASE NOTE.. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. MEN ARE NOT […]
At dinner, a little boy was forced to lead the family into prayer… Little Boy: But I dont know how to pray Dad: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc Little Boy: "Dear Lord" he started, "thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and […]