Category: General
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Donald Trump Honored y Native American Tribe
Donald Trump was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York. He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living. He referred to how he had supported every Native American issue that came to the news…
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No Sunday Paper?
This is dedicated to all of us who are seniors, to all of you who know seniors, and to all of you who will become seniors. "WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!" The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was. "Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday.…
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The "GOLDEN" Years! In Funny Pictures
To my friends of the more mature persuasion, rest assured that none of these pictures reflect your youthful look. In fact the reason these are so funny is that it does not reflect my more mature friends. Of course sometimes I actually sympathize with the prose. Is that sad or what. …
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Wal-Mart Strikes Again – New–Wal-Mart Models
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Tonto Thinks Lone Ranger Is Dumb
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, ‘Kemo Sabe, look Towards sky, what you see? ‘ ‘The Lone Ranger replies, ‘I see millions of stars.’ ‘What that tell you?’…
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FUNNY AS HELL: You Can Never Fool This Computer And It’s Truth May Be Too True
One day Wayne complained to a friend, “My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a Doctor.” His friend offered, “Don’t do that. There’s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your…
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They All Have It–Guess What It Is
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Madonna doesn’t have one. The Pope has one but doesn’t use it. Clinton uses his all the time. Obama is one. Mickey Mouse has an unusual one. Liberace never used his on women.. Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his. Cher …
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A Proud Dame, A Bus, And A Texan
One day, a large group of people were waiting for the bus at a local Greyhound station. At the front of the line was a very attractive woman dressed in a black business vest, white blouse, leather miniskirt, and high heels. As the bus pulled up and opened the door, she went to board it,…
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FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN
The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. ? He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. ?We have heard a lot about you ? I must…
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Gambling Millionaire And His Wife
A millionaire lost everything he had in a gambling spree. Arriving home he discussed with his wife about adjusting their life style. “If only you knew how to cook, I can could fire the chef” – says the husband. Replied the wife: “If only you knew how to make love, I could fire the gardener”….…
