Category: General
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Just Happy The Doctor Did Not Ask If I Was Baby’s Mother
A young woman brings a very young and skinny baby to the doctor’s office. She explained, "the baby seems to be ailing. Instead of gaining weight, he lost three ounces this week." She was told to go into an examination room and wait for the doctor. He comes in and examines…
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Why Grandpa Wears No Underwear
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down. ‘Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!’ he exclaimed . The old man looked off…
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Is my memory that bad?
ALRIGHT, who sent this to me? WHOEVER SENT IT, send it to SOMEONE that COULD benefit from it, OKAY! OBVIOUSLY…. This was sent to me BY MISTAKE! It must have been for you.
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Seniors And Corn Flakes
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started." Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?" The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the…
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Old Folks: AND PEOPLE THINK OLD FOLKS DO NOT HAVE DIRECTION….
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation. “He’s a funeral director,” she answered. “Interesting,” the newsman thought.…
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A Republican, A Democrat, And A Chevy
I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new 2011 Silverado 1500 pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct. The salesman (a black man wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat…
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GARFIELD ON THE OIL CRISIS
GARFIELD ON THE OIL CRISIS A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~ Well, there’s a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn’t know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~…
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OH, MY . TO HAVE ONLY KNOWN AHEAD OF TIME. A birthday I will never forget.
Why I Am now Divorced Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel Very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast Hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, ‘Happy Birthday!’, And possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, He barely said good morning, Let…