Category: General
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A Jamaican mad man is seen…
A Jamaican mad man is seen speaking into an empty envelope and is asked. “What are you doing?” He answered. Yuh a idiot? yuh nuh si seh mi a sen a voice mail!
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Did this Bagpiper outdo himself at this funeral?
Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of life. As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family…
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Sex After Death – Seems there’s a lot of it
Sex After Death A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, Frank was the first to die. True to his word, he made the…
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What did this elderly geezer tell his wife for forgetting her glasses at the restaurant?
This elderly geezer had some nerve eh While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn’t miss them until they had been…
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Who in the family has inner peace ? We should emulate
If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat your food every day and be grateful for it, If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give…
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He will solve your ‘problems’ cheaper & faster than a shrink
EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I’VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BE AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM: I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under my bed!! I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy. Just put yourself in my…
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Random jokes that will have you rolling
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters ‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’ ‘Can you read this?’ the optician asked. ‘Read it?’ the…
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A few jokes that will have your wife laughing her a$$ off
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. ‘Tie me up,’ she purred, ‘and you can do anything you want.’ So he tied her up and went golfing. A wife came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed…
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He went to the doctor for Viagra. Guess what she went for. (FUNNY)
An old man in his mid-seventies struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behaviour, asks, ‘Where are you going? He replies, ‘I’m going to the doctor.’ She says, ‘Why, are you sick?’ He says, ‘Nope, I’m going to get me some of that Viagra…
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We Kin? Can an affair make you a kin to the spouse? (FUNNY)
Two good ol’ boys in a Tennessee (not Arkansas) trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the Local Nissan plant. After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, “If’n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your…
