Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine,’” said the lawyer. Farmer Joe responded, “Well I’ll tell you what…

A young fellow walks into a talent agent’s office and says he wants to break into show-biz, so the agent says “O.K. kid show me what you do” The kid tells some jokes, does a little soft shoe, sings a bit, does an acrobatic act with an ottoman, and is good enough to impress the…

    The Importance of walking. Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $4,000 per month. My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no…

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. ‘WOW,’ the social worker exclaims, ‘are they all yours?" ‘ Yep, they are all mine,’ the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, ‘Sit down Leroy.’ All the children rush to find seats. Well,’ says the social…

Once there was a sperm named Stanley, who lived inside a famous athlete. Stanley himself was a very healthy sperm. He would do push-ups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing. One day, one of them became curious…

I know, I know, clean jokes are rare, but here goes. A blonde & her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor’s dog.. It has been in the backyard barking for hours & hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I’ve had enough of this". She goes downstairs..…

Rumor has it that Anthony Weiner is going to run for president. He has chosen attorney general Eric Holder as his running mate. Get your Weiner-Holder bumper stickers early, before they are all gone.  

News of the Weird Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills. Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 13 years on a book about Swedish economic solutions. He took the 250-page manuscript to be copied, only to have it reduced to…

I received your pathetic, ridiculous attempt at legalized extortion yesterday. Just out of curiosity, what’s your cut if you collect? The first thing you need to realize is that I have no credit record to "protect". My credit rating is piss-poor, and I have skipped out on bills all over the United States. However, I…