Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.

That’s My Boy! This little 13 year-old boy comes home from school and his mom asks how his day was. He replies, "I had sex with my teacher today." "Oh my god! You get to your room! Wait till your father comes home!!!" says the mom. Awhile later the father comes home and the mom…

Leaving Las Vegas A successful and basically honest businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket…if he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went…

Imagine living with 3 wives and never leaving the house for 5 years… I think Bin Laden called the US Navy Seals himself.  

Author: Isiah Williams When I looked into buying a new home I discovered that with all the added costs I just wasn’t financially able this year. I used my Internet from WirelessInternet.netto search for properties in my price range, and as it turns out many of them require too much work to even be livable…

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up – fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman… and so forth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father’s an exotic dancer in a gay…

  What A Women Wants In A Man! Original List: Handsome Charming Financially successful A caring listener Witty In good shape Dresses with style Appreciates finer thing Full of thoughtful surprises An imaginative, romantic lover   Revised List (age 32) Nice looking Opens car doors, holds chairs Has enough money for a nice dinner Listens…

From the mouths of babes …. A little girl was telling Santa what she wanted for Christmas and as she listed one thing after another said, "and I want a G.I. Joe and Barbie, and …." "But honey," Santa interrupted "you mean you want a Ken and Barbie." "No, Santa!" she said. "I want a…

I got this one today and had to release it immediately. Is it funny or what. Once you know the facts it’s understandable. So Arnold approaches Maria and says "Maria, the maid wants another raise.” And Maria, after a little thought says, “Screw her!” Thus the name "Spermanator" and the rest is history.

A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" asked the mother. "Mom, I’m 40 years old, and look at me. I’m ugly. I’ll never get married so this…