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Please, do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?

October 21, 2017 by TheJokester

Wife catches cheating Husband

Guys, I don’t think this has a chance of working with an American wife, so you better just read for the amusement and nothing else even if true.

Filed Under: Sex Jokes Tagged With: cheating, Husband, wife

This wife thought she pulled one over her husband. Did she?

October 6, 2017 by TheJokester

This wife thought she had thought of everything and as the story went along I thought she did. But did the husband get the last laugh?

Filed Under: General Tagged With: Husband, wife

She disconnected him from his life support equipment by his request

February 25, 2015 by TheJokester

I told her : Darling never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. So cut life support if necessary.

Filed Under: General Tagged With: Husband, life support, wife

Husband Taking the Brunt? Well Mostly It Is Their Fault (FUNNY)

October 31, 2013 by TheJokester

A Husband Will Be A Husband? A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. ‘What was that for?’ the man asked. The wife replied ‘That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket’.. […]

Filed Under: General Tagged With: Frying Pan, Husband, wife

Ouch..that hurts! Another Cow Joke (Real Funny)

October 26, 2013 by TheJokester

A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says… “Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.” The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, “If you weren’t such an idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep, not a cow.” […]

Filed Under: General Tagged With: Cow, Husband, Man, Sheep, wife

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