Guys, I don’t think this has a chance of working with an American wife, so you better just read for the amusement and nothing else even if true.
This wife thought she pulled one over her husband. Did she?
This wife thought she had thought of everything and as the story went along I thought she did. But did the husband get the last laugh?
She disconnected him from his life support equipment by his request
I told her : Darling never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. So cut life support if necessary.
Husband Taking the Brunt? Well Mostly It Is Their Fault (FUNNY)
A Husband Will Be A Husband? A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. ‘What was that for?’ the man asked. The wife replied ‘That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket’.. […]
Ouch..that hurts! Another Cow Joke (Real Funny)
A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says… “Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.” The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, “If you weren’t such an idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep, not a cow.” […]