A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a
leash and says…
“Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.”
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,
“If you weren’t such an idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep, not a cow.”
The guy replies,
“If you weren’t such a presumptuous bitch, you’d realize I was talking to the sheep.”
Do you think the wife will be more attentive to the sheep bearing man anytime soon. We should teach him that one should never attract the wrath of a woman:) The wife will in the long run have the most potent comeback. The man will always lose. HAHAHAH
Other Cow Jokes:
- 5 Minute Management Course Lesson 1 to Lesson 6 (FUNNY)
- The Jamaican, The Barbadian (Bajan) & The Donkey (FUNNY)
- The Dead Cow Lecture
- The Cow Page