Guys, I don’t think this has a chance of working with an American wife, so you better just read for the amusement and nothing else even if true.
This wife thought she had thought of everything and as the story went along I thought she did. But did the husband get the last laugh?
I told her : Darling never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. So cut life support if necessary.
A man must always be careful about the gift he gives his wife. More importantly sometimes he should just keep his mouth shut or else …
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. ‘Tie me up,’ she purred, ‘and you can do anything you want.’ So he tied her up and went golfing. A wife came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed […]
Two good ol’ boys in a Tennessee (not Arkansas) trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the Local Nissan plant. After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, “If’n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your […]
A Husband Will Be A Husband? A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. ‘What was that for?’ the man asked. The wife replied ‘That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket’.. […]
A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says… “Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.” The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, “If you weren’t such an idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep, not a cow.” […]
A group of friends from the Cottonwood Baptist Church wanted to get together on a regular basis, socialize, and play games. The lady of the house was to prepare the meal. When it came time for Herb and Lucille to be the hosts, Lucille wanted to outdo all the others. She decided to have mushroom-smothered […]