Her new husband is an old man. Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms. What could go wrong?
An old man in his mid-seventies struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behaviour, asks, ‘Where are you going? He replies, ‘I’m going to the doctor.’ She says, ‘Why, are you sick?’ He says, ‘Nope, I’m going to get me some of that Viagra […]
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Old Man: ‘I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.’ Priest: […]